Ariel the Arminian felt a little bit awkward about her Calvinist sister visiting considering that she held a copy of "What Love is This?" by Dave Hunt in her hand.
Good For Ariel.
The witch of Endor could not stop seeing spirits in the mirrors of her house after her incident with Saul. She could only stop and pretend they were a sign for her to get a new house.
Hi. We're a couple of Jehovah Witnesses who happened to be in the neighborhood looking for people with no doors on there homes. Could we interest you in our Watch magazine?I thought it was WatchTOWER magazine.Our dog tore the other half off.
When monthly contributions were low, Deacon McDoodles and his wife would try the old "Trick or Tithe" routine.
When Peter Pelagian and his wife Semi come to visit. Mona Monergism turns the light on them.