OK ARMie, we're going to open the hatch and expose you to Corky's devastating explosion, let's see if this version of ARMinian ARMor can withstand the logical assault for more than 10 seconds...
Love the Arminian Armor idea...instead of a sword they have a watch. A watch for the invitation duration.
Taking a Jonah Sermon illustration to the next level.
If he survives there will be a book deal with Zondervan and possibly a movie deal. Good one.