And the Sunday School teacher at the mainline Presbyterian church taught that John the Baptist was Elijah's reincarnation again and wondered why his church is not growing.
Lot's wife did what? And then his daughters did WHAT?! I'm not sure this book, what did you call it, Bye-Bell? -- is appropriate for family reading time!
Get a load of this passage in the Message….
Papa: What language is this Bible printed in? I can't make hide nor hair of it!Mama: You are holding it upside down!
It says here that the guys name was Crapper. John Crapper invented it.....
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