The new pastor, Vern Daily, was happy to meet his new congregation...until he spotted Blaine Carson, the town emergent.
Betsey Wetsey wondered why Pastor Spleen never looked anyone in the eye when shaking hands after his sermons.
Hey, Buster. You're extending the right hand of fellowship a little too long with my girl!
"Hey, there, stranger. Jacob Armin & us is glad to meetcha. Whadya say yer name was?""Calvin. John Calvin."
I like this one.
Lady: So good to meet you Mr. GrahamBilly to man in hat: What do you mean my tactics are like Finney's?
Howdy, stranger. Whatcha say about predestination and freewill?
"Hey Buddy, Why you holdin' my girl's hand""Oh, she just was leading me in the sinner's prayer!"
Nothing quite like the 'deer in the headlights' look when your favorite girl springs the lapsarian question on you.
"I have to work for her father HOW MANY YEARS?! before I can marry her?"
Pastor, I'm thinking that's not what the Grapes of Wrath really mean.
"Experience? Well, I've picked mandrakes before. You got any mandrakes around here?"
"Looks like you're mighty fonda our little sister here, young fella."
nudge nudge wink wink
"Sure, we'd be happy for you to marry Dinah, our sister. There is just one little family tradition that you must agree to partake in."