Father: "And while you're at it, sweetheart, could you also heal my bank account? Your books, tuition, and lab fees have completely wiped us out."
Daughter: "Not to worry, Father. My second major was 'How to rake in millions from gullible souls.' "
My problem is, I always confuse Benny Hinn with Benny Hill.
Jeff, have you seen the Youtube video that shows Benny Hinn swinging his jacket at people to slay them in the spirit, while the Benny Hill theme music is playing?
You mean thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYoqoxN_nGI ?This is similar but the music is "Let the bodies hit the floor"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxLL4HmBv-s
Nice one, Eddie!
Alas, when nothing happened they opened her diploma and found to their disbelief and financial ruin... it was blank.