John 3:16: "For God loved the whole wide world sooooo much that he gave his only Son that anyone can believe in him and have eternal life."
Romans 9:20: "Who are you to answer back to God? Can what is molded say to the molder, 'Why did you make me this way?' Durn tootin'! He made you out of clay, but you can fire yourself up to be nice and strong. God can take it! Go stick up for yourself!"
John 6:44 No man can come to me unless it is of his own free will. Ephesians 1:4 According as he hath chosen us before the foundation of the world, but only after he first looked down the corridor of time to see who would choose him.Titus 3:5 Not by works of righteousness that we have done, except for our having the good sense to reach out and grasp that life preserver that he tossed out to whosoever.Joshua 24:15 God has cast his vote for you, the devil has cast his vote against you; now it's up to you. So, choose you this day whom you will serve.1 Corinthians 1:8 Who shall also confirm you until the end, that you may be blameless on that day; but even then, it's a little iffy. So don't count your chickens before they're hatched.
Wonderful! I can't stop laughing!
I'm glad you brought it back...it's one of your best!
Great comments and additional "verses" everyone!
Actually, it is too long. Is there a cliff notes version?