Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Just for Laughs #185

Go ahead...get trigger happy with a caption.

18 comments:

  1. "A good Calvinist cowboy is always ready with his trusty 5-shooter."

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  2. "Don't move, you Prosperity-Gospel varmint! I gotcha covered. I hear Osteen promised ya bling-bling... he didn't say nuthin' about bling-bang, though, did he?"

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  3. I'll give ya dead in your trespasses and sins! Take this! BLAM! BLAM!

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  4. Twisting the old line "if I tell you I'll have to kill you" Cowboy Clem told the atheists that he could prove to them that God was real real fast, all he had to do was kill them.


    P.S. Although still denying the existence of God none took up his offer.

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  5. @Blainemonster, Corey P, and Kevin Sorensen: Awesome!!

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  6. @Blainmonster 5-shooter - very funny!

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  8. THAT'S MY SET OF CALVIN'S INSTITUTES!

    (Had to fix spelling)

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  9. No wait honey, let’s give McDonald a little more time to un-invite Jakes to ER2.

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  10. Sorry, John, it's not an Arminian, its just your Aunt Kay...

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  11. Calm down young Pat Robertson. It's only your future "prophesies" and redefinitions of marriage coming to haunt you.

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  12. Nothing wrong with a Christian wife standing behind her man; but shouldn't she move a little more off to one side?

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  13. When Calvin N. Luther saw the smile of the traveling preacher, he instantly went for his sidearm, knowing that he was up to know good.

    (Take a wild guess. ;-)

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  14. ^ "NO" good, not "KNOW" good. Massive fail. :-P

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  15. "Now, when a Calvinist shows you his Bible texts, you just squat down, sneer real good, and pull out your gun like this. That'll scare them off real good.. No, it don't matter that we ain't got any actual ammunition..."

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