Friday, November 4, 2011

Rob Bell Produces New Movie

For cryin' out loud...click on the poster so youse guys can read the fine print!

15 comments:

  1. Hilarious, Mr. Eddings! Only thing is... how do we know it's just a joke? ;)

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  2. So, God isn't as concerned for justice as he was made out to be.

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  3. And we aren't the sinners that the bible makes us out to be.

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  4. (Statler and Waldorf impressions by Craig Boyd)

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  5. Wait....how can he do an epic Biblical movie without Chuck Hesston? Oh - it's not Biblical! LOL good one, EE!

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  6. Good one. Not sure it will float without Cecil B. DeMill.

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  7. I don't really know why, but the first thing I thought of was that Rob Bell was making a Bibley version of Titanic using Noah's Ark:

    "This earth is unsinkable. Even God couldn't flood it!"

    "Noah! Why didn't you make enough stalls to save the dinosaurs?"

    "But, Jack, I'm already married to one of Noah's sons. You can still be king of the world without me! Goodbye, darling, it's starting to rain. I'm going now."

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  8. Love it! The most logical application of Bell's heresy I've seen yet. Keep up the good work.

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  9. Such genius, this makes "Titanic" look like "Flipper" in comparison...in a really, really bad way.

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  10. Glad to hear you will be the only one in heaven. You have way too much time on your hands.

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  11. @Anonymous:
    Strange statement from what appears to be someone a little insane.

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  12. How could he make this movie? Wouldn't it require him to believe that the flood as recorded in Scripture is true? Of course, we're also assuming Rob Bell finally actually read a Bible at some point.

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