Benny returns next week, eh? If he chooses to do so, he will. In all seriousness though *choke* This is very funny. Very funny.
Is it bad I was reading part of that in a "rap voice"?
That was really painful, I must say. I read it in a Southern poet voice though.
I read it in a robotic voice. As a Calvinist, I couldn't read it any other way.