Yeah, sure, Arminians are all anti- puppet . . . until you go to their childrens' church and see a bunch of PUPPETS telling you to choose to decide to want to believe. Arminian puppets they are!
Yep, hypocrites all right! Just like all of you hippos. I'm the only non-hypocrite on the planet. I even made myself a t-shirt that says so.
Arminians, Calvinists - you're all hypocrites! But I, yes, I, the glorious, the wonderful, the marvelous, the extraordinary, the excellent, loving, kind, handsome, intelligent, dashing, wise, abundanly bodaciously awesome Hippo Crit, stand ALONE IN A WORLD FULL OF HYPOCRITES! FEAR ME! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
*Cough*...Later, gentlemen - I just received an email from my good friend Wick Rarren, and Dark Miscoll.
Crit: You make one more smart remark, we're goin' to the woodshed, that’s right! I’m your boss, remember! I’m your b.o.s.s. I kin fire you-in more ways than one!
By the way, where is Screwtape??!?!?!?!? SCREWTAPE!!!!!!!!!
"Puppets are for losers!"
ReplyDeleteHey! I've done puppet stuff before...
Look at me, I'm cryin' puppet tears! Get it? Puppeteers? haha
ReplyDeleteThat was...well that was a terrible joke. Nice try though.
ReplyDeleteYeah, sure, Arminians are all anti- puppet . . . until you go to their childrens' church and see a bunch of PUPPETS telling you to choose to decide to want to believe. Arminian puppets they are!
ReplyDeleteSpotted a contradiction there, I tell ya!
Yep, hypocrites all right! Just like all of you hippos. I'm the only non-hypocrite on the planet. I even made myself a t-shirt that says so.
ReplyDeleteArminians, Calvinists - you're all hypocrites! But I, yes, I, the glorious, the wonderful, the marvelous, the extraordinary, the excellent, loving, kind, handsome, intelligent, dashing, wise, abundanly bodaciously awesome Hippo Crit, stand ALONE IN A WORLD FULL OF HYPOCRITES! FEAR ME! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
*Cough*...Later, gentlemen - I just received an email from my good friend Wick Rarren, and Dark Miscoll.
Get back to work, Hippo!
ReplyDeleteWhere's Screwtape? That old churl!
A churl is a surly man. Screwtape is not a man, boss!
ReplyDeleteSez the Geneva Bible! Why are you reading the Bible, Dee? I'm demoooooooooooting yeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww!
ReplyDeleteBoss! I was jist brushing up on your history! Really!
ReplyDeleteDon't you tell me what to do, Lucy Furr! You ain't the boss of me! Your name is spelled differently!
ReplyDeleteI kin spell my name any way I want to, Crit! I am the head of misspelling, and I have free will! I'm no puppet!
ReplyDeleteOh ho ho! Touchy, is we? Well, ain't that just fine!
ReplyDeleteWoah! Dude, I, like, totally feel the flames of tension heating up, man! Radical!
ReplyDeleteDude, like, woah! Totally!
ReplyDeleteHeh heh, this is the newest word, like, I'm so on the bleeding edge of like, fashion! Heheh! This is totally, like, EPIC, dude!
ReplyDeleteCrit:
ReplyDeleteYou make one more smart remark, we're goin' to the woodshed, that’s right! I’m your boss, remember! I’m your b.o.s.s. I kin fire you-in more ways than one!
By the way, where is Screwtape??!?!?!?!?
SCREWTAPE!!!!!!!!!
Ooooo!!!! I'm shaking in my boots now! I don't have any, but if I had some, I'd be a-shaking in 'em!
ReplyDeleteReporting for duty, sir!
ReplyDelete'bout time!
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