Saturday, March 19, 2011

Arminian Antics #44

20 comments:

  1. "Puppets are for losers!"

    Hey! I've done puppet stuff before...

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  2. Look at me, I'm cryin' puppet tears! Get it? Puppeteers? haha

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  3. That was...well that was a terrible joke. Nice try though.

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  4. Yeah, sure, Arminians are all anti- puppet . . . until you go to their childrens' church and see a bunch of PUPPETS telling you to choose to decide to want to believe. Arminian puppets they are!

    Spotted a contradiction there, I tell ya!

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  5. Yep, hypocrites all right! Just like all of you hippos. I'm the only non-hypocrite on the planet. I even made myself a t-shirt that says so.

    Arminians, Calvinists - you're all hypocrites! But I, yes, I, the glorious, the wonderful, the marvelous, the extraordinary, the excellent, loving, kind, handsome, intelligent, dashing, wise, abundanly bodaciously awesome Hippo Crit, stand ALONE IN A WORLD FULL OF HYPOCRITES! FEAR ME! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

    *Cough*...Later, gentlemen - I just received an email from my good friend Wick Rarren, and Dark Miscoll.

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  6. Get back to work, Hippo!
    Where's Screwtape? That old churl!

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  7. A churl is a surly man. Screwtape is not a man, boss!

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  8. Sez the Geneva Bible! Why are you reading the Bible, Dee? I'm demoooooooooooting yeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww!

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  9. Boss! I was jist brushing up on your history! Really!

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  10. Don't you tell me what to do, Lucy Furr! You ain't the boss of me! Your name is spelled differently!

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  11. I kin spell my name any way I want to, Crit! I am the head of misspelling, and I have free will! I'm no puppet!

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  12. Oh ho ho! Touchy, is we? Well, ain't that just fine!

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  13. Woah! Dude, I, like, totally feel the flames of tension heating up, man! Radical!

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  14. Dude, like, woah! Totally!

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  15. Heh heh, this is the newest word, like, I'm so on the bleeding edge of like, fashion! Heheh! This is totally, like, EPIC, dude!

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  16. Crit:
    You make one more smart remark, we're goin' to the woodshed, that’s right! I’m your boss, remember! I’m your b.o.s.s. I kin fire you-in more ways than one!

    By the way, where is Screwtape??!?!?!?!?
    SCREWTAPE!!!!!!!!!

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  17. Ooooo!!!! I'm shaking in my boots now! I don't have any, but if I had some, I'd be a-shaking in 'em!

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  18. Reporting for duty, sir!

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