Hmmmm, that is a bit of a problem, ain't it? :D
She might have done even better if she'd married Skip Dover!!
Bad business plan Ira to market cheap trinkets to Calvinists! We're too busy setting our minds on things above, not on earthly things!
Reminds me of the stooges lawyers, Duey, Cheatem, and Howe. Also, Butcher maybe not the best name if you are going to be a mortician (Knightstown, IN)And my favorite is the 3-some who have a funeral home in Anderson, IN: Brown, Butz, and Deidring. (You can google brown butz funeral home if you don't believe!)
Well at least she didn't marry that schlub Ben Heretic.
She could just take her name off and come up with a cool mascot or something. How about Teddy the Theologically Unaffiliated Bear?
@Michael: A brilliant plan!
She should just call it the Romans 9 Gift Shop. Who can argue with Romans 9?
@THEOparadox. You have no idea who will. (Maybe not rightly so, but they'll argue with it nonetheless.)
Yeah, that was the joke ... since Paul while writing Romans 9 anticipated there would be an argument against what he was writing and said, "Who are you, O man, to answer back to God?"Maybe that would be a good name for a gift shop . . . the "Who Are You?" Gift Shop!