This caption needs a dramatic organ riff after the words, "as a vampire!"Dun, Dun, DUHHHH!
Eddie, I've been visiting for a short while now, but have to say that I believe this is one of your best! Killing two birds with one stone, or two vampires with one Cross (after all, both of them live off of urges to steal life). Mormon fiction or pop fiction - neither is saving truth. Christ and Christ alone! Soli Deo Gloria!