"And little lady, if you pour these in a bowl tonight, after Santa leaves your presents he will take a pea."
"Ma'am, you know what else you can get canned? Sermons."
"Christmas sermon? Heavens no! We couldn't wait another week for Pastor Jesuroga's exposition of 1Thessalonians chapter five."
Is it your turn to make the fruit cake for Pastor Robinson and his family? Be sure to include all the spiritual fruits, and limit the nuts.