They were applying for the position listed on Monsters.comPosition: Emerging Converationalist. Must have minimal knowledge of any religion or spirituality but not be too dogmatic! Must be able to assimilate and write glowing articles on many contradictions and oppositions that ultimately integrate and unite without eliminating either pole or reducing one to the other. Preference given to the generous Orthodoxs, RobBellian Rabbis with bad beards, or semi-Pelagians with impressive jewelry.
It's twisted. I like it very much.
In a brazen attempt to up the ante, the evangelist mentioned to Mr. Eddings' assistant that they've been offered $8,000 to appear on the "Sacred Sandwich."