Members of the local EFGW 1234(Evangelicals For Global Warming) leave in relief after Executive Secretary of UN Framework Conventionon Climate Change--Yvo de Boer announced in his press briefing that the "Copenhagen Accord" had failed in achieving a legally binding treaty.
Deacon Bradshaw had done his best to fill in for the pastor who'd gotten snowed in, and couldn't make it to the church. All he could manage was to talk for about two-minutes on a passage he had hastily found: "Look unto me and be ye saved, all the ends of the earth..." He only hoped that the young visitor wasn't too disappointed.
Clever reference to Spurgeon.
After the Christmas Eve service the Fifth Evangelical Church of the Endless Choir always go Christmas caroling. The fact that everyone in town was out singing and thus they sang to nothing but empty houses (save the occasional pets) did nothing to dampen their spirits.