Hey, kids! You may think that the life of a gladiator in Circus Maximus is all knuckles and know-how... but when that last Calvinist is slain, I'm just plain old Spartagus: Arminian; weekend preacher.
Although it would be a long time before the Bible was divided into chapters and verses, somehow Flavius got the message. He used his newfound freedom to head up a P.A.C. that lobbied against the gladiator fights.