Charles Finney deciding to illustrate how sound his theology is to the rest of the Presbyterian elders.
Arminian apologist Wayne "Shakey" Shumway has come to realize that performing his high-rise stunts is much easier than trying to defend his belief that there are people in hell for whose sins Christ atoned.
You made "Arminian apologist" take on a whole new meaning!
Breaking News:Wayne "Shakey" Shumway (seen in photo) decides this stunt would be easier than accepting an invitation to debate James White about the Doctrines of Grace. Stay tuned.
(Follow up on the breaking news)Sources close to Mr. Shumway told reporters that he had entertained the idea of accepting the invitation; but changed his mind after having a dream in which he saw James White at one podium, and a crisp piece of toast at the other.
And Elijah came near to all the people and said, “How long will you go limping between two different opinions? If the Lord is God, follow him; but if Baal, then follow him.” And the people did not answer him a word.1 Kings 18:21
An evolutionist attempts to reconcile science and "nothing + nobody = everything." He is said to have turned senile last year after a traumatic incident involving a chimpanzee and 4 lbs. of C-4.