There is no more room for supersition based initiatives. We need to psychiatrically regulate the preachers and teachers that produce these creatures. Churches should be licensed to reduce supersition and all clergy dealing with small children should be psychiatrically monitored to prevent molesting. Since paranoid schizophrenia is the cause of racism, bigotry, homelessness, terrorism, ignorance, exploitation and criminality, we must provide put the appropriate medications, like lithium, in the water supply and require dangerous wingnuts who refuse free mental health care to be implanted with drug release devices. Osama bin Laden and Timothy McVeigh were the ultimate superstition based initiatives. Aborting future terrorists and sterilizing their parents is the most effective homeland security. Preganancy is a shelfish, environmentally desturctive act and must be punished, not rewarded with benefits, preference and leave.
@Vernon Malcolm, I couldn't help but notice that you did not reverse your parents "selfish, environmentally desturctive act". Perhaps you are not as dedicated to you stance as you believe yourself to be.
After snging the 48th verse of "Just As I Am" with no one responding, Elmer realised that he and Doris had forgotten to invite anyone to their smallgroup meeting...oops.
There is no more room for supersition based initiatives. We need to psychiatrically regulate the preachers and teachers that produce these creatures. Churches should be licensed to reduce supersition and all clergy dealing with small children should be psychiatrically monitored to prevent molesting. Since paranoid schizophrenia is the cause of racism, bigotry, homelessness, terrorism, ignorance, exploitation and criminality, we must provide put the appropriate medications, like lithium, in the water supply and require dangerous wingnuts who refuse free mental health care to be implanted with drug release devices. Osama bin Laden and Timothy McVeigh were the ultimate superstition based initiatives. Aborting future terrorists and sterilizing their parents is the most effective homeland security. Preganancy is a shelfish, environmentally desturctive act and must be punished, not rewarded with benefits, preference and leave.
ReplyDelete@Vernon Malcolm, I couldn't help but notice that you did not reverse your parents "selfish, environmentally desturctive act". Perhaps you are not as dedicated to you stance as you believe yourself to be.
ReplyDeleteBut...As for the post itself. Genius. Pure, unadulterated genius. Bavo author. Whoever you may be.
ReplyDeleteBabylonianism rhymes.
ReplyDeleteWell now, would you get a load of the brain on our own Mr. John Willis. Congatulations smart guy!
ReplyDeleteLooks like their singing to the tune of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
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Pentecostal, Charismatic, Antinomianism
Even though the sound of it
Is some Perfectionism
If you say it long enough
You'll always be in decision
Pentecostal, Charismatic, Antinomianism
After snging the 48th verse of "Just As I Am" with no one responding, Elmer realised that he and Doris had forgotten to invite anyone to their smallgroup meeting...oops.
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