Yesterday, in a warehouse freezer, Calvinistic Cartoons was awarded a golden trophy for "The Most Outstanding Blog with the Initials C.C. in the Field of Pathetic Humor and Flamboyant Jibber-Jabber" by the Committee to Free All Prisoners from Arkham Asylum in Gotham City, Ohio.
During his acceptance speech, Eddie Eddings was hit by a maltese penguin and was driven to the nearest hospital two hundred miles away. The trophy was well received but, was microscopic in size.
Trophy seen here with help from an electron microscope