The original version of this poster is tacked up on the wall of George Bryson's den. It inspired him to write his book, The Dark Side of Calvinism.
This may be your best yet! For the protection of "all". Hahahahahahahahah
Suspect a neighbor, friend, or even a family member of Calvinism? They may just be a card-carrying member. Don't wait for them to call out, "Abba, Father," just call the ABI.We are determined to dispose of the doctrine of predestination when and where we find it.Will Calvinism persevere? Not on our watch. Our crack investigation squads dig deep so you can sleep.Crushing Calvinism is our job!
I'm watching you Wazowski, always watching, always
Oh no! I soon will be found out!
Luther wrote about being "Found Out" by the ABI"If he have faith, the believer cannot be restrained. He betrays himself. He breaks out. He confesses and teaches this gospel to the people at the risk of life itself."
"They're onto us! Quick, Pepper, hide the potted tulips and Calvin's Institutes!"... I don't think my dog cares one way or the other.
Calling all Closet Calvinists! It's time to come out anyway. Everyone else is these days, so why shouldn't we? LOL! Love it!!
Of course, Diane is referring to the 'prayer closet.' Aren't you, Diane?