Spurgeon! Spurgeon, Spurgeon bo Burgeon Bonana fanna fo Furgeon Fee fy mo Murgeon, Spurgeon!
Calvin! Calvin, Calvin bo Balvin Bonana fanna fo Falvin Fee fy mo Malvin, Calvin!
Come on everybody! I say now let's play a game I betcha I can make a rhyme out of anybody's name The first letter of the name, I treat it like it wasn't there But a B or an F or an M will appear And then I say bo add a B then I say the name and Bonana fanna and a fo And then I say the name again with an F very plain and a fee fy and a mo And then I say the name again with an M this time and there isn't any name that I can't rhyme
Luther! Luther, Luther bo Buther Bonana fanna fo Futher Fee fy mo Muther, Luther!
But if the first two letters are ever the same, I drop them both and say the name like Boice, Boice drop the B's Bo oice For Flavel, Flavel drop the F's Flo avel For Metzger, Metzger drop the M's Mo etzger That's the only rule that is contrary.
Every body do Pink! Pink, Pink bo Bink Bonana fanna fo Fink Fee fy mo Mink, Pink!
One of the songs on the album:
ReplyDeleteThe name game!
Spurgeon!
Spurgeon, Spurgeon bo Burgeon Bonana fanna fo Furgeon
Fee fy mo Murgeon, Spurgeon!
Calvin!
Calvin, Calvin bo Balvin Bonana fanna fo Falvin
Fee fy mo Malvin, Calvin!
Come on everybody!
I say now let's play a game
I betcha I can make a rhyme out of anybody's name
The first letter of the name, I treat it like it wasn't there
But a B or an F or an M will appear
And then I say bo add a B then I say the name and Bonana fanna and a fo
And then I say the name again with an F very plain
and a fee fy and a mo
And then I say the name again with an M this time
and there isn't any name that I can't rhyme
Luther!
Luther, Luther bo Buther Bonana fanna fo Futher
Fee fy mo Muther, Luther!
But if the first two letters are ever the same,
I drop them both and say the name like
Boice, Boice drop the B's Bo oice
For Flavel, Flavel drop the F's Flo avel
For Metzger, Metzger drop the M's Mo etzger
That's the only rule that is contrary.
Every body do Pink!
Pink, Pink bo Bink Bonana fanna fo Fink
Fee fy mo Mink, Pink!
Now let's try Lloyd-Jones!
(you do it)
The name game (music fades)
Wasn't the highly controversial song "Double Predestination Incineration" on this album?
ReplyDeleteYes! On side 2 right after "Killing me softly with his blog"!
ReplyDeleteI can't stand it. I just can't stand it.
ReplyDeleteI think this album had the Top 40 hit about the Institutes -
ReplyDeleteI write the tomes that make the whole church think
I write the tomes that make the whole church think
ReplyDeleteThank you Pilgrim Mommy. That one made me feel better.
Didn't this record include the Arminian mocker, "Opps, I did it again" ?
ReplyDeleteWhat about the Rick Warren and Brian McLaren duet, "We are the world...we are the Emergents" ?
Then there is the Mark Driscoll hit, " %*@#% you little %$&^*# "
What about John Piper's, " I invitied a wolf into the sheepfold conference " ?
And lastly, the Universalist classic, " We're on the highway to hell ".