In honor of the Scripps National Spelling Bee Championship held yesterday, I have to question your spelling of Benard. Isn't it Bernard? (Egads, I'm such a legalist. Sorry!)
You are sew write! Thank you for pointing that out. It will be corrected by tomorrow. (It was a predestined lesson in humility for me...of which, I am thankful.) I only hope Kayva Shivashankar isn't reading this blog today.
...and I was so proud of this one...alas and alack!
NOW it's hilarious!