Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Random Word Writing Challenge #47

Use the above words to create something special.
It's good mental exercise.

14 comments:

  1. I was watching a Warner Brothers cartoon about death when someone knocked at the door. It was my physician Doctor Cokeland.
    "Sorry to bring you such sour grapes," he said as he handed me a grocery bag.
    "These grapes were left in the car all day in the heat."
    Then he ran to the car and drove away in reverse.

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  2. A recent archaeological discovery has stunned Old Testament scholars. From a remote corner in the Middle East, Herr Doctor Johannes Steinbeckenauer has uncovered evidence of the secret life of Goliath. Not only was he a trampler of armies like grapes in a wine press and the villain responsible for mayhem and death wherever he trod, he was something even more sinister. According to Dr. Steinbeckenauer, Goliath was a textile merchant.

    In his soon-to-be-released book, Dr. Steinbeckenauer details the seamy underbelly of the ancient Philistine fabric industry. This dog-eat-dog world was the true training ground for the giant Terminator of his day.

    There are rumors that this book has been optioned as a major motion picture or at least a 30 second cartoon on Youtube. Soon to be released at an undiscerning bookstore near you ....

    The Drapes of Gath.

    (sorry)

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  3. Calvinist Contaminated Grapes

    "These grapes will be the death of me," Chuck Fin gasps. "I need a doctor. I need a doctor!"

    "This ain't a cartoon, this is real life," Lan Hill scolds. "I'm not a Calvinist, but you don't have to overreact about it!"

    "THEY WERE TOUCHED BY A CALVINIST!!!" Chuck screams. "I'LL BE MURDERING HERETICS LEFT AND RIGHT BY TOMORROW!"

    "Oh, calm do -"

    "JOHN 3:16! JOHN 3:16! JOHN 3:16!"

    This is going to be a long night...

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    1. To quote Buffalo Springfield...paranoia strikes deep - into your heart it will creep.

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    2. Chuck Fin "wholeheartedly" agrees.

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    3. I meant..."into your LIFE it will creep.

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  4. "Death to the grapes!" Doctor Death screamed as he fell off the roof.

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  5. I was about to have my quiet time. I had my bowl of grapes and my coffee. The book I was reading was entitled, "The Death of Death". Suddenly, a cartoon doctor walked into my living room.

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  6. These have got to come back, I tells ya!

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    1. CC is booked up until January 19th. Look for it on the 21st.

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