Saturday, July 6, 2013

Random Word Writing Challenge #41

Write as many paragraphs as you like using the words above.
Entries may be poetry, prose, fiction, essays or interviews.
(or any other form of creatively written expression.)
Just be funny, clever and theological.


  1. To me, the lure of a farm is like the lure of a wasp bank.

    (I'm a mnmalst. That's a minimalist with his "eyes" poked out.)

  2. HELLO, RANDOM PERSON IN THE AUDIENCE! YES, YOU! Are you tired of being lured into traps by theological wasps? Tired of banking on the goodness of people? Tired of them farming your energy? WELL NO MORE!

    Whatever they're bothering you about, we can help. Trying to guilt-trip you into doing good? We can fix it! Stinging you because you don't go to church that much, sometimes once a month, yet you still call yourself "on fire for Jesus"? We can swat this issue! Sick of people holding you too accountable in your Bible-reading? Sick of being unable to sleep in on Sundays? WE CAN HELP! Just call 1-800-THEOLOGY-WASPS-GONE. That's 1-800-THEOLOGY-WASPS-GONE.


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