Ginger, I just have to tell you about this new Christian novel by Frank Paralysis! It's about vampires who visit a shack where the Trinity is living disguised as a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. They can only get to it by going through a wardrobe owned by Oprah Winfrey. Is it fiction?...I'm not sure, but it is endorsed by Rob Bell and Ron Howard!
(Want to see more captions? Look up Just for Laughs #94 posted May 24, 2010)