Friday, December 7, 2012

Come Back Captions #4

Ginger, I just have to tell you about this new Christian novel by Frank Paralysis! It's about vampires who visit a shack where the Trinity is living disguised as a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. They can only get to it by going through a wardrobe owned by Oprah Winfrey. Is it fiction?...I'm not sure, but it is endorsed by Rob Bell and Ron Howard!

(Want to see more captions? Look up Just for Laughs #94 posted May 24, 2010)


  1. Is that the advanced copy of "Everyday a Friday"? Joel must be screening with various groups of foolish women...

  2. Bell and Howard? Up until recently, they sold Chevrolets in my home town.

  3. If only Rob Bell and postmodern society were Arminian; that would make sense. However, postmodern society is quite Pelagian; and that works against you.

  4. "Vampires dig Butchers. Bakers challenge their innate bias against "Carbs." Candle Stick Makers usually make Crosses which the're deadly afraid. So the visit to the Shack is "Reaching Out" to the Vampire in us all!

    Rob Bell


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