Family of a lesser-known hymn writer: "Don't cry, dear. Father is only writing five solos of the Reformation."
Why is it that when daddy plays Chopin by his free will it always sounds like Chop Sticks?
Meanwhile in Pleasantville, Daddy started to play Reformed hymns and color started to spread.
Now don't fret dear, your cousin Jerry Lee isn't serious about wanting to marry you; but he can sure tickle those ivories...whole lotta shakin' goin' on!
C'mon you two; sing along with me. I can not come to the banquet; Don't trouble me now.I have bought me a wife;I have married a cow ...