Little known among Reformed churches was a brief attempt in the early days by Miles B Hindem to start a Reformed pantomime ministry. He was soundly rebuffed by the elders of the church after a demonstration act he called "I'm a Puppet".
John Calvin's reaction to the Monster that he created! :)
"And then...Jesus walked on water!"
It seems the 'good' sinners have gotten hold of a sinner they don't like!
The Choir Director at Lakewood Church was stunned to hear Joel Osteen 1) use the word "sin" and 2)say "sin" using only one syllable.
"Wait....did I say I'm paedo-baptist? I take a bath every Saturday night, whether there's soap or not! Promise!"
Santa, don't tell me you support Calvinism too! You're supposed to give us everything.
I had no idea that Pharaoh is mentioned in Romans 9!