Come Back Captions #5

Whenever ol' Rafe McCracken isn't teaching the tenets of Calvinism at the local Bible School, he can be found entertaining the village with his moonwalk.

(Originally posted March 14, 2010 - add more captions below if you're up to it)

Come Back Captions #4

Ginger, I just have to tell you about this new Christian novel by Frank Paralysis! It's about vampires who visit a shack where the Trinity is living disguised as a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. They can only get to it by going through a wardrobe owned by Oprah Winfrey. Is it fiction?...I'm not sure, but it is endorsed by Rob Bell and Ron Howard!

(Want to see more captions? Look up Just for Laughs #94 posted May 24, 2010)

Come Back Captions #3

Clown ministry leader at Rob Bell's church just returns

from the depths to assure the faithful that there is no hell.

(Thanks, Chris Hensley, for the caption from September 21, 2011)

Come Back Captions #2

The Houdini's bringing young Harry for his baptism.

(Caption by Mike Anderson from July 30, 2009) 

Come Back Captions #1

This new series will reach back into the archives and pull up a humorous caption from an old Just for Laughs. I may recolor the original photo or stick an extra item or two in the picture, just for the fun of it. I will give credit to the humorist and the date of the original post. And FYI, you can still post comments on any JFL in CC you want. I'm not following any set order - these will be random, like the electrical impulses in my brain.

Geraldo Rivera's not so great grandfather was beaming with pride after discovering what he had thought to be more of Calvin's hidden stash of Michael Servetus' book "On the Errors of the Trinity."
However, after opening the capsule live in front of the local media everyone soon discovered that he was actually in possession of Calvin's long lost septic tank.

(Thanks to Mike Anderson for this bit of humor from September 23, 2009)