Sounds like a con run by Calvinists to get free coffee to me.
You are probably right.
Mountain-Grown on the coffee bean plantations of the Great Rain Forest of Armenia.
It'll be too weak if she brews it the way most Americans do and doesn't she know all Calvinists carry a packet of Five Point Creamer in pocket or purse? It's full calorie half Romans 9 and Ephesians 1. The Pentateuch and Prophets blend is also mighty nice.