Captain Calvinist's TULIP tattoo always impressed the guests.
Good one, Mike!
After their failed exorcism, the seven sons of Sceva practice tattoo removal on their brother Menahkem.
Yep, it reads "Kick me I'm a Calvinist" You shouldn't of trusted Nigel Pettibone to put yer sunscreen on.
Nice Scripture tattoo, matey, except that "Leviticus" should only have one "s"...
No that's not a monkey on my back! It plainly says "Corky was here."
"Spurgeon said something about looking for a yellow stripe on the back of the elect, but I don't know what this is..."
Strip him to his skivvies and throw him overboard, men! Wait, is that a Jesus tattoo? I feel like suddenly giving up my life of pirating and dedicating it to the service of Jesus! Thank God that your tattoo preached the gospel to me since you weren't.