Photos of Missing Flux Capacitors

 Pictured above is the watch belonging to Corky Velveeta. If found, please do not attempt to adjust the settings. Do not give in to the temptation to try to travel into the past. The "jet lag" could drive you insane and you might be stuck in the past for the rest of your life. The reward for returning it will be well worth your effort, I assure you.

This is Eddie's flux capacitor. The middle section is removable and is designed to fit into a component in his Calvinistic Cartoonmobile. This will help him rescue Angus Duncan from the year 1888. Return it as soon as you find it and your honesty and integrity will be rewarded.  

Nigel Pettibone Found!

Many of you may recall how Captain America was found, after many years, frozen in a block of ice. Well, history has repeated itself when Explorer Felix Austead found Nigel Pettibone in a block of ice, floating down the Welland Canal yesterday morning. Mr. Austead, a new follower of Calvinistic Cartoons, contacted agent Barry Cade immediately, who in turn contacted Sola Bootstrapa. Cade stayed until Benny Finney and Elvis Wesley arrived to take Nigel and made sure Mr. Austead got his reward.

Benny Finney and Elvis Wesley loaded Mr. Pettibone in their Sola Bootstrapa Ice Cream Truck and drove off into the sunset. We should be hearing about Nigel's recovery in the next Sola Bootstrapa blog post.

Beware the Goober Twins

Bob and Rob Goober, members of the Arminian Church of Armenia, Texas, have decided to give Calvinistic Cartoons legend, Corky Velveeta, a bad name. They visit locations and "e-vandal-ize" public property. Last report we heard, some gentleman approached Rob and, thinking he was Corky, said "Cotton Adams was a Calvinist". Corky, in return, gives $7,000 to that person, but Rob grabbed the man's wallet and rolled down an embankment to an awaiting car driven by Bob Goober. If you spot these two evil twins please contact me so we can keep track of these two asinine Arminians.

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A Message from Founder and President Mr. Eddie Eddings

First, I want to let you readers know that we haven't let up on the search for Corky Velveeta. We have called in several organizations to help locate his whereabouts. So far, only one clue has surfaced - a set of footprints that suddenly stop. No sign of a struggle. No sign of any other tracks either, horse, car or human. The horse he rented arrived safely back at the Cotton Adams Horse Rental and Used Book Store in Cipher, South Dakota of its own accord. We have the military and the police, along with Jews for Jesus and the entire staff at Banner of Truth looking for him. I have distributed hundreds of flyers and posters in Kuwait City and Dubai. One can be seen in the background of the photo here. 

Here is my offer, and this is real. I am not joking when I say that $10,000 will be rewarded to the person who actually locates (and delivers) the real Corky Velveeta, dressed in his Romans 9 grenade costume. 

Important please read: This is not a dead or alive bounty. He has to be returned to the McKinney, Texas Calvinistic Cartoons office to collect the ten grand. 

Have a nice day and happy hunting! 

$5 per Comment

Yes ladies and gentlemen, you heard it right! I will give FIVE DOLLARS FOR EACH COMMENT made on this blog. Find a recent posting or comment on an older one, I really don't care! I need comments and I am willing to pay for them if I have to . . . wait a second, forget what I just said. I need the cash myself! I don't know what I was thinking . . . forgive me, everybody. Y'know what? "Just commenting is a reward unto itself!" (That is from Second Opinions 4:12)