Upon learning that a lowly fry cook stumbled across his secret 12 herbs and spices, the Colonel lured him to an abandoned guano mine in the Nevada desert.
Alfred knew that he'd finally win a game of Hide and Seek against Bruce Wayne thanks to a hidden handkerchief soaked in Bat-Sleeping potion. (aka. ether).
Mark Twain is confident that PC Zombie Censors are afraid of the Cross and won't venture down the dark halls of history to disembowel his life's work.
Once again, the two arch-rival archaeologists, William Half-bright and "Digger" Ramsay find themselves competing for possession of a biblical artifact. This time it is the sword that Peter used to cut off the ear of the high priest's servant, Vincent Van Malchus.Ever so cautiously, Half-Bright tries to hide the ancient weapon by slipping the blade into his trouser leg, while holding it near the hilt. ...
"Hey Eddie, you got da book? Wassup? This address you gave me is a cave! Eddie?"Rich Kennedy
I just know this poor, lowly sinner will want to listen to my Four Spiritual Laws presentation. If I don't get another person to the point of saying "The Sinner's Prayer," I'll never pass my seminary Evangelism 101 class.
Like so many other things in life, the question of why Super Man chased Grandpa Walton into the Cobblestone Cave remains a deep mystery . . . but wait! could that be kryptonite in his hand?
Kenneth Copeland ran into the cave hoping to hide from a young Billy Graham, the only man left in America he thought would hold him accountable for perverting God into a cosmic santa claus and making the Gospel into a health and wealth scheme.