Tuesday, December 2, 2008

New Arminian Bible



It was "bound" to happen sooner or later

5 comments:

  1. And here is their theme song:

    To the tune of Amazing Grace.

    Arminian “grace!” How strange the sound,
    Salvation hinged on me.
    I once was lost then turned around,
    Was blind then chose to see.


    What “grace” is it that calls for choice,
    Made from some good within?
    That part that wills to heed God’s voice,
    Proved stronger than my sin.

    Thru many ardent gospel pleas,
    I sat with heart of stone.
    But then some hidden good in me,
    Propelled me toward my home.

    When we’ve been there ten thousand years,
    Because of what we’ve done,
    We’ve no less days to sing our praise,
    Than when we first begun.

    (With apologies to John Newton)

    (this has been posted on the internet in various places. If anyone knows who the author or original source please let me know so I can give them full credit)

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  2. ha ha ha!
    I love this!! Well done!
    Love the themesong too.

    Soli Deo Gloria

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  3. To some extent, the KJV meets the requirements for the Arminian version but the ventriloquist "Voice" version is even more scary!

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  4. From John 10:
    Maybe, Maybe, I might say, that he who enters by some other way, is just showing another way to accomplish the same goal.

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