pilgrim mommy you have won!
Be the first of 2009 to win the Caption Contest!
The funniest caption will be announced on January 1, 2009.
This time there will be a colorful Calvinist Cartoon Certificate (I'm workin' on it) sent to you via e-mail so you can print it, frame it, and place it on your wall. That way, if a thief breaks into your home while you are on vacation, he will see it and admire the fact that you have an award-winning sense of humor, and abandon his thieving way of life. You can rejoice in the fact that you have not only contributed to this site and brought many a staunch Calvinist a much needed chuckle, but you have done a service for your community and the neighboring counties within a fifty mile radius.
Pastor always adopted a prayerful posture and muttered the conjugations in Greek before trying to explain that Father Abraham was no relation to Uncle Sam.
ReplyDeleteOr that "Luke, I am your father" was not part of the Christmas story. . . .
ReplyDelete"Your Sister just converted to Catholicism Pastor"...
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"Did I ever tell you why Arminius is smarter then Jonathon Edwards"
"You mean Calvin isn't the little kid with the tiger?"
ReplyDeleteThe Poster Above just gave me a good idea... ;)
ReplyDelete"Does Calvinism mean that they like Calvin more then Hobs? Isn't that kinda unfair?"
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"Didn't they tell you this when you took the pastorate???? We have always raised money by selling live bait out of the baptistry during fishing season."
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