In Georgia, the Devil played the fiddle. In Manhattan, he played backgammon.
You think this is just a game? Every time you roll the dice you have no control over the outcome. Someone is in control, just not you. Don't you think it is past time for you to acknowledge Him as Sovereign?
And remember, pastor Snively, if my husband beats you at backgammon, you have to shave off that creepy mustache. I just can't pay attention to sermons as long as you've got that thing dancing around on your lip all the time!
While John (left) always enjoyed playing games with his Calminian friend, the "It was predestined" jokes did get a little old whenever he lost.