Stewart, that is NOT what He meant by "light of the world".
Mark, you hit that one on the mark.
"I knew the deacon board said we had a preacher who could deliver a smokin' sermon, but I had no idea..."
I could use a carton of jokes like that.
"Sir, I'm from the Christian MediShare company you've just joined and our policies clearly state that smoking isn't allowed except for on special occasions, like celebrating a birth, and I don't see no babies...""No, I DON'T care if Spurgeon preached a sermon about the benefits of a good cigar."
After berating gluttony in friendly conversation, Jake realizes that his friend may have missed the theological point he was making.