Calvinistic Cartoons: Vital Item

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Vital Item

Posted by Eddie Eddings at 12:30 AM

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Labels: calvinistic cartoons, Corky Velveeta, grenade, item, product, romans 9

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Eddie EddingsSeptember 2, 2014 at 6:55 AM
This item is ONLY sold at Eckerd Drug Stores, Skaggs Alpha-Beta, TG&Y, Woolco, Gemco and H.L. Green.
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AnonymousSeptember 3, 2014 at 10:21 AM
Romans 9 Gernade...clears out Arminianism, Open Theism, Pelagianism and other Free Will Theism with one hit
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Joel GarnerSeptember 3, 2014 at 10:26 AM
I've gots to get me one, then!
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A Word from the Romans 9 Grenade about Calvinistic Cartoons:

Corky Velveeta said...

It seems to me a contradiction in terms to say, as some have, that satire need have no moral lesson or didactic purpose, for the essence of satire is aggression or criticism, and criticism has always implied a systematic measure of good and bad. An object is criticized because it falls short of some standard which the critic desires that it should reach. Inseparable from any definition of satire is its corrective purpose, expressed through a critical mode which ridicules or otherwise attacks those conditions needing reformation in the opinion of the satirist. I believe there is no satire without this corrective purpose.

Accordingly, the best definitions of satire should be formulated from a combination of its corrective intent and its literary method of execution. A reasonable definition of satire, then, is "a literary manner which blends a critical attitude with humor and wit to the end that human institutions or humanity may be improved. The true satirist is conscious of the frailty of institutions of man's devising and attempts through laughter not so much to tear them down as to inspire a remodeling"

The best satire does not seek to do harm or damage by its ridicule, unless we speak of damage to the structure of vice, but rather it seeks to create a shock of recognition and to make vice repulsive so that the vice will be expunged from the person or society under attack or from the person or society intended to benefit by the attack (regardless of who is the immediate object of attack); whenever possible this shock of recognition is to be conveyed through laughter or wit: the formula for satire is one of honey and medicine. Far from being simply destructive, satire is implicitly constructive, and the satirists themselves, whom I trust concerning such matters, often depict themselves as such constructive critics.

(original essay by Robert Harris 10/20/90)

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