Bobby, come here and listen to what your father has to say about predestination, or I will be forced to twist your arm. And smile, doggone it!
Dad: And so, son, you must always be good, or Calvin the ax murderer will come and get you.
Both of these captions reminded me of my childhood. I laughed until the cows came home.
Papa Pelagian realizes his Son Semi will soon be taken away by the grip of Mother Church.
Dad: "Son, I want you to remember what Reverend Schuller says. Sin isn't about depravity but about your lack of self-esteem."Mom: "Dear, don't keep Jimmy past his bedtime. In fact, why don't we read your John Owen pop-up book after I tuck you in?"
"So you see son, that's what T.U.L.I.P. means to us as Christians and Calvinists.""That's good dad, but it doesn't explain why mom keeps asking me to pull her finger."
I almost said that was a stinker...but, I didn't.