After finding out he was descended from Scottish Reformers, I.M. Scott and his family began taking their heritage a little too seriously.
Deep Bible study about the right translation of 'the trumpet' as mentioned in Revelation, led Church this sunday to come up with possibility no. 1.
Skirling for Spurling, they played to bring the Rain to First Church.
"They just said no electric guitars. They didn't say anything about bagpipes."
The men's piping band never could figure out why they always sounded so off kilter till old J.V. McGee pointed out they were sans kilter!