The Helmeted Bee Part TwoBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!! Our ears ring as the giant bee ship cruises through the ear towards us and ten men of the CalvinistVille Police Department, atop the force's building."I hope this will work!" Chief Leonard A.W. Gospel cries, all of us in our trusty exoskeletons in case it doesn't. "It will!" TwiceBornDude assures him, the ship almost within range."I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL, COPS AND SUPERHEROES ALIKE!" The Helmeted Bee screams through the ship's speakers. "I'll drop you onto the ground, then I'll mop you all up! Then it will be time to shop in this little town!""What's with the rhyming?" one of the policemen mutters."You know what I'll be shopping for?! BOOKS BY CHARLES FINNEY! AND IF I DON'T FIND ANY, I'M GOING TO TEAR APART THIS WHOLE CITY!"/Somehow I doubt that.../"On five, men," the chief commands. "One...two...""I'LL KILL YOU ALL!""Three...four...""CALVIN WORSHIPPERS!""FIVE! ACTIVATE!"The chief's order brings to life a massive speaker hidden inside a now open metal box, its soundwaves sending forth a...swarm of Charles Spurgeon quotes on Calvinism?!"NO!!!!!!!!!" The Helmeted Bee sobs as his ship bursts into flames. "NO! NO! NO! I...I...FINNEY! SAVE ME, FINNEY! TURN ON, YOU STUPID THING!""WOOHOO!" we chorus, the craft now exiting the vicinity at a rapid rate of speed."I'LL BE BACK!" he whines. "I WILL BE BACK!""Looks like he got a few too many bees stuck in his helmet, RebornMan!" TwiceBornDude declares, smiling.We laugh. "So it does, TwiceBornDude," Chief Gospel agrees. "So it does."
I had to mop the shopBecause of a dropOf Slop soda popThat a cop dropped hereAfter that it was fineAnd we started to dineBut the bottle of wineWas filled with Root BeerI thought it was betterSo I wrote this letterTo Calvinistic Cartoons
'Tis a grand letter indeed.