Saturday, July 13, 2013

Random Word Writing Challenge #42


  1. Corky - upper left

  2. I sat down with my new book, The Doctrine of God by John M. Frame, and took my first sip of coffee. I love the weekend. My wife likes to sleep late which leaves me hours of reading time with no interruptions. Suddenly, an elephant with a toothpick in his mouth, burst through the wall and out the front door!
    Obviously, I'm not going to have my quiet time today.

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