What? Are my phylacteries not on straight or something?
The 9:00 o'clock appointment is that guy named Moses.What, not him again.
Meany, meany tickle person?? That's not right!
Just when Pharaoh was about to let the Israelites go (due to the weakness of his own flesh) He had a sudden unexplained change of heart.
"Pharaoh, it's that Moses guy again, asking if you want some frog legs."
"Another great meal tonight, Queen Esther. Where'd you learn to cook like this? What's that? Kosher? You're Jewish? Who knew? Mordecai did? Good man. We just found out some good news about him. What do you think, Haman?"
No wonder the Mayans are going to end the world in 2012. Fred Mertz is no longer willing to be the landlord.
You...mean...Norman Vincent Peale isn't a CALVINIST?