You mean my eternal destiny is in my hands!
"Sure. Mister Finney said so, himself."
"And here we have a record of everything Rob Bell knows about heaven and hell."
"I don't understand what went wrong. Benny Hinn said it's supposed to work this way. I have the shiny polyester suit and smacked people in the head like he said. What am I missing?"
On this hand we have my life and on this one we have what it could be with a mustard stain.
So this guy really doesn't know what the other is doin' huh?
No, King Saul, I am not willing to put on that armor either. Too Elvis.
Oh, no! Wh-what happened to the Touch? It's gone!
"You mean that with a touch of these hands others shall receive the blue polyester anointing?"
To help him remember the Commandments, Barry had them tattooed to his fingers. He was dumbfounded when Art informed him that "Judge not, lest ye be judged" was not one of the ten.
The Invisible Big Family Bible is now on sale!
Hyper-Calvinist, Chico Habanero, explains the 10 points of Hyper-Calvinism to a total stranger.
Would you like to see my baby girl? Here she...Uh Oh.
The Emperor's New Gloves
That preacher said that I was there when they crucified him. He said I cheered with the crowd, that I speared him in the side, and that I have his blood on my hands... I hope I don't get any on my fancy shirt.