"Not another word, old man. We are not interested in your so-called "Watchtower."
"Wait, wait, wait! Did you say 'free will'?"
"Excuse me sir, John 3:16. Perhaps you should look it up, Calvinist swine!"
Grifters Valentino & Ruby convince Pastor E.Z. Marks he absolutely must have the 'Punkin Brown Snake Handlers Training Kit'. @andy ---- Good one!
Just hold on a moment longer, Usher Jones. If this dear woman doesn't stop playing her tambourine during my sermon, THEN you may take her out and taze her. (See this for a reference point: http://www.theblazingcenter.com/2012/07/overzealous-tambourine-player-tasered-in-church.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TheBlazingCenter+%28The+Blazing+Center%29)
Old man: Wait! You still owe me for the chocolate milk!Gypsy man: Nay, old man...YOU owe ME for using me to advertise your product with my chocolate mustache!
"A TIP ?!!" My good man, that gospel tract I left on the table ought to be sufficient.