Thursday, March 5, 2009

First Spat


  1. The first Calvinist argument in my marriage was over the question about whether the burnt dinner was my wife's fault for her accidentally setting the oven temperature too high and forgeting the time OR if it was by God's for-ordained decree.

  2. Trivia:

    "Good Luck!" is a phrase Open Theists use OFTEN.

    "It was an accident!" is used by Arminians most of the time.

    "Accidently, on purpose." is a phrase invented by inconsistent Calvinists (4-Pointers)

    and "Whew, I'm glad THAT'S over!" is more often used by 5-Point Calvinists than any other phrase in the official phrase book.


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