Wait! I just thought of a better answer to Ralph's comment! Ralph said, "Why are your lots the most expensive real estate on the board?" Well...where do you find any value placed on any real estate on the Calvinopoly board? It's ALL GRACE brother. In fact, I am in "last place" on the board...what does THAT tell you? ...it should indicate how humble i am. thank you.
Brilliant! Eddie, you win one of your own toasters and 12 meal-of-your-choice from the Sunday menu of chic-fil-a coupons for putting together this masterpiece.
I heard there was once an arminian version but the dice kept getting lost...
Hey, this just in... Hollywood announces that Joel Osteen and Rick Warren have devised a "Pragmaticopoly" game. Each game not only includes dice but they also contain 30 pieces of silver...
All right! So do we use play money or what?
ReplyDeleteWhen will this be available at my local Christian bookstore?
ReplyDeleteWhy are your lots the most expensive real estate on the board?
ReplyDeleteHey! Do you really think I would invent a game like this? It was invented by Joseph Parker Brothers.
ReplyDeleteYou included Gottshalk! Go ye :D!
ReplyDeleteWait! I just thought of a better answer to Ralph's comment!
ReplyDeleteRalph said, "Why are your lots the most expensive real estate on the board?"
Well...where do you find any value placed on any real estate on the Calvinopoly board? It's ALL GRACE brother. In fact, I am in "last place" on the board...what does THAT tell you? ...it should indicate how humble i am. thank you.
I was able to find a Baptist edition of the game at Toys R Us, but he doesn't come with dice.
ReplyDeleteAngus,
ReplyDeleteNONE of them come with dice. The game is called CALVINOPOLY. There is no element of chance in the game; its all predestined.
I have heard that Trinity Broadcasting is thinking about releasing their own version of the game and it will have dice.
Ha-ha!
ReplyDeleteI thought it came with Urim and Thumin (sp?), not dice for the Messianic Jewish version.
ReplyDeleteNo...TBN's version will require you to send in one die so they can send you a bunch of them.
ReplyDeleteThe Antimonian version has no rules.
ReplyDeleteThe Free Will Baptists version comes with a basin and a towel and a money back guarantee is you commit apostasy.
The Messianic Jewish version also comes the Edersheim expansion pack that explains the "Life and Times" of each author on the board.
Brilliant! Eddie, you win one of your own toasters and 12 meal-of-your-choice from the Sunday menu of chic-fil-a coupons for putting together this masterpiece.
ReplyDeleteI heard there was once an arminian version but the dice kept getting lost...
Hey, this just in... Hollywood announces that Joel Osteen and Rick Warren have devised a "Pragmaticopoly" game. Each game not only includes dice but they also contain 30 pieces of silver...
ReplyDeletetruthinator said, "I heard there was once an arminian version but the dice kept getting lost..."
ReplyDeleteThat's great! Love it!