In this contest you need to come up with words to match the tune,
"Yellow Submarine" by the Beatles.
If you don't know the tune, I'm sure William Shatner
or Bishop Fulton Sheen recorded it at sometime...
The chosen one will be announced on Thursday, March 19th.
So put on your theological hats and start writing!
In case of a tie, the winner will be chosen by rock, paper, scissors.
"Yellow Submarine" by the Beatles.
If you don't know the tune, I'm sure William Shatner
or Bishop Fulton Sheen recorded it at sometime...
The chosen one will be announced on Thursday, March 19th.
So put on your theological hats and start writing!
In case of a tie, the winner will be chosen by rock, paper, scissors.
I've been promised health and wealth
ReplyDeleteIt's a perfect life they sell
But the blessing that I seek
Is a cure for crooked teeth
God will give me what I want
Riches, mansion, cars, and yacht
But the thing I really need
Is some sparkling, snow-white teeth
I want white teeth just like Joel Osteen
Look at how they gleam, see their pearly sheen
I want white teeth just like Joel Osteen
Look at how they gleam, see their pearly sheen
Brilliant in more ways than one...and that's the tooth and nothing but the tooth!
ReplyDeleteJello Theology
ReplyDeleteIn the town where I was born,
Lived a man so friendly,
And he told us what we liked
Of his elastic theology.
He spoke only of God’s love
Like Santa on Christmas Eve,
Left the nasty judgment out
Of his jello theology.
We all live under jello theology,
Jello theology, jello theology.
We all live under jello theology,
Jello theology, jello theology.
And his church lets anyone in,
Cause he fits to meet their every whim,
And the band, to him they praise.
(Trumpets play)
We all live under jello theology,
Jello theology, jello theology.
We all live under jello theology,
Jello theology, jello theology.
(You’re a good person, Mr. Parker, a good person!
God will give you whatever you want!
He loves you just the way you are!
Claim it! Claim it!)
As we serve the god of me
No need to end our pursuit of green,
Our own ambition is ours to seek,
In our jello theology,
We all live under jello theology,
Jello theology, jello theology.
We all live under jello theology,
Jello theology, jello theology….
man...this is going to be tough...both are filled with chocolate covered truth and both have a rich theological center!
ReplyDeleteI realize now that I posted these lyrics ahead of time. But, they were both winners...CONTEST IS STILL ON...if you have some creative lyrics post 'em and maybe they will be photoshopped to the tune of "Calvinistic Cartoons".
ReplyDeleteIn the contest instructions I had said, "In case of a tie, the winner will be chosen by rock, paper, scissors." Well, someone broke the scissors, then wrapped it in the paper, tied it to a rock and threw it into an active volcano.
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