Thursday, January 28, 2016

Just for Laughs #374

He found a note...wonder what it says?

6 comments:

  1. "Are you sure this is the lectionary? Why does it have passages from 'Your Best Life Now', 'Love Wins', and 'God and the Gay Christian' instead of the Bible?"

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  2. Do you realize what this note means? It means that Norman Vincent Peale is really the grandfather of Joel Osteen!

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  3. Those dern Christians leaving their fake money lying around. Yes, I get it, Jesus is worth more than money. Now stop trying to trick me!

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  4. Neutral colored hats with black bands are OUT for 2016

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  5. No, Jim, the fact that you are a Calvinist does *not* mean that you have to believe the fortune cookie when it says you are predestined to go to hell.

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  6. "It's the Secret Gospel of Mark!"

    "Wait, what's this?"

    "Why it's a 20th century grocery list!"

    "It MUST be true!"

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