Man: "It's my latest invention, the pocket-sized Hell. It's good for white lies and minor indiscretions. It also makes a great campfire starter, because it needs no fuel and it never goes out."Woman: "I'll bet it doesn't atone for forest fires."
As she stared into the fire, she realized two things. The first, that she is a pyromaniac and unable to look away (It's just so beautiful). The second, that she hadn't checked the Pyromaniacs blog in a while...
Agents at DOOFUS work to debunk the tongues of fire at Pentecost.