Thursday, May 7, 2015

Excerpts from Nigel's New Book #5

"Someone asked me in an email if they will see their pet goldfish in Heaven. Lady, why would you want to keep a creature of the watery world in a glass bowl for eternity? Wouldn't you want to let it swim with kabillions of it's own kind? Are you insane? That fish doesn't even care if you choke to death on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich! Wake up, woman! Fish are not pets! They are prisoners of curious humans! If you ask me that again, even in Heaven, I will ban you from the Nigel Adam Pettibone Galaxy for six millenniums. I don't care if you are my sister-in-law."

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